Whirly Ball

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Whirly Ball! What is it? Or more importantly what isn’t it?!

Picture a lacrosse scoop, a basketball panel and bumper cars. Yes, I said bumper cars!!

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CAPSLOCK

I HAVE AN AFFINITY FOR CAPSLOCK. IT REALLY GETS THE POINT ACROSS AND I FEEL IT ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY EVERYDAY VOICE LEVEL. I KNOW NO INDOOR VOICE! WHAT IS THAT?!

secret: (secrets must be written in small letters because we’re whispering, sshhh) when I was a little girl, I always wanted to be a librarian. Many things appealed to me about this job. I thought they looked conservatively nice. Always polite. They got to organize books, use the dewy decimal system and stamp things all day. I love stamping. It really seemed up my alley. Plus, I love the smell of books – you should see me in a Chapters!

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Boo

My B for Brother sends me the cutest stuff because I love cute stuff. More than cute stuff – I love cute animals. In fact – I love cute animals so much that I created several Facebook albums entitled “Cute Animals I Find on Other People’s Facebook“. Yes, that is exactly what it sounds like. I creep your Facebook. Save your cute animal pictures to my computer – and then create an album of pics that are not even mine. Creepy or cute? You decide!

My love for Boo is decidedly less creepy. As Boo is a public figure I don’t have to sift through thousands of pictures to find him. I’m not sure what he does exactly – besides being cute of course. But I suppose he doesn’t need to do much more than that! He’s a dog after all! If only I could do the same…jealousy.

Who is just the cutest puppy?!

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Breaking Bad

I want to like you

This past Sunday, actually the entire week leading up to this past Sunday my Twitterverse was overloading with tweets about Breaking Bad. I pretty much live under a rock. What is Breaking Bad I tweeted? A tweet back quickly informed me it was a show about chemistry and meth. WELL – JUST SO HAPPENS!! TWO things I LOVE!

If I could I would marry the periodic table – had I not gone to school for Business and Fashion I would have 100% gone into chemistry. Bonds, molecules, atoms, and electrons turn this girl ON! I especially love NOMENCLATURE – let ME NAME THAT CHEMICAL COMPOUND!

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Medieval Times

Friday night is Date Night! And my ultimate dream date come true is to be taken to Medieval Times.

Hello Dream Date!

Besides my obvious love for jousting and eating without cutlery, I think Medieval Times is a great place to have a date! Fun and family-oriented (READ: PG good hearted good times) there’s so much going on that you couldn’t possibly run out of things to say…WAIT, let’s back this up – for those of you who don’t know what Medieval Times is, you may be confused, so watch here:

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Ashley & Bentley: A match made in HELL

After a quick tweet with @fuggirls  of www.gofugyourself.com that went a little something like this:

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WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?

I’m finally ready to write about the dreaded B word, The Bachlorette. True to my conversation with @fuggirls, most of this post will be in CAPSLOCK so get your eyes (and ears?) ready!! This is gonna be angry.

I’VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN (actually, I can’t say it enough) – IT PAINS ME THAT BENTLEY SAID “DOT DOT DOT”. THE TRUE MARKINGS OF AN ASSHOLE, BENTLEY HAS THEM ALL!

I CAN PRETTY MUCH SUMMARIZE THE ENTIRE SEASON WITH THIS:

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The Glee Project

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If you like Glee, then you will LOVE the Glee Project.  If you hate Glee then you might still like The Glee Project.  I personally hate Glee *awaiting backlash.  I just don’t get the show – there’s absolutely zero (0) plot and the teacher seems gay – not that I have anything against gay people. I most definitely do not. I’m practically gay – except that I’m a girl that likes boys.  But gay men and I are similar in a venn diagram way where the middle overlapping part is the same – we both like boys.

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